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He's coming for you...

He's coming for you...

Be careful what you wish...
The Pork Killer is coming for you...

Valdemar “Valdo LANDLORD” Soda

Valdemar “Valdo LANDLORD” Soda

A heir of bankrupt soda water empire, which he put back on its feet with a new energy drink recipe, a falling hog. The envious claim, that the drink was stolen from mythical tribe Bymbim, already by his great-grandfather, who was known as a grave robber. The drink contains a chemically unknown double-base, which was by his opponents named levitanium. Historians assume that it is a very ancient ingredient with supernatural powers.
Another of his revolutionary drink is Fooola, which has an irreplaceable flavor especially for young, heavy drinking supposedly change DNA. In spite of major surveys, financed probably by rival groups around Jin Bin, it is not scientifically proven. Among the young recently occurs a rapid change in behavior.
This talented businessman, money maker and "inventor" became interested in failing and bankrupting aviation industry. (Problems in aviation arose when cows stopped to sell milk extract which serve as an additive to aviation fuel and interest in traveling decreased.)

Diego Rauuul

Diego Rauuul

Also called King of Dolls is a creator of the best selling doll, toy manufacturer and owner of the largest toy stores chain. His opponents argue that his dolls have supernatural abilities and that they affect children's thinking in a way that they can not resist dolls and toys, even after reaching adulthood. Wicked tongues claim that this gentleman has seven daughters and no son yet. He fears that his empire will have no successor, since also his daughters played with his dolls and therefore they are not interested in anything else. Servants have to dress them just like dolls.

Rack Bumberg

Rack Bumberg

Founder of the social network Porkbook used by the largest community in the world. Wicked tongues claim that the original creator is Pensi Pins, who apparently forgot his USB disc with designed software on a table in a cafe, where Bumberg worked as a cleaner. Today is this guy occasional actor in B-Pictures and is losing his popularity. But he is self confident and therefore every other window of Porkbook is about him or advertisement on his B-Pictures. He is so self-centered that he can not talk about anything other than himself and his films, thus even his page is losing fans. He has a girlfriend, who “supports” him in his afford and so indirectly pulls him to the bottom.

Jin Bin

Jin Bin

Media magnate owns media company PME and television PNN. Master of words and successful businessman whose companies own 42% of the world's media. Yet 10 years ago he was homeless and is said he got from a passer-by a sketchbook with a pen. From a sketchbook he started to make newsletters of events in the area for passersby. This made him known enough so people began to pay for his news, this allowed him to create newsstands and employ homeless. Today is this man tireless explorer and opponent of Valdo Soda. He even supports groups for his discredit.

Hil Hates

Hil Hates

Initially was this man unsuccessful windows installer. Founder of Finestra corp., which deals with development of computers and endlessly long updating software. Incredible is that this success comes from a basement of his parents' home, where he had to stay after collapse of his business and work, after  his wife left him as she stayed in his house with uninvited tenant. Today, this successful man is one of the biggest supporters for increasing of birth rate. Wicked tongues claim that he has 15 partners and min 200 children.

Melon Trust

Melon Trust

Son of the greatest inventor of all time, who could monetize scientific achievements of his father and now as a creator of other technological innovations is gaining more and more popularity. Its aim is to streamline energy efficiency of pigs and reduce dependence on cows, which control most of the oil reserves and its fuel with addition of milk extract is more efficient.
It is said that his great- great- great- great- great- great- great-... great-grandfather was the creator of a wheel. He is great lover of women and probably he will never settle, no woman was seen with him twice. He loves cars, motorbikes and he enjoys flying his jet. Wicked tongues neither paparazzi have not succeeded so far and therefore his popularity is growing.

Aroganto Omega

Aroganto Omega

In the past a successful game creator for already nonexistent computers. Subsequently maker of the most expensive computer in the world, which people buy mainly for prestige, his company started from bottom several times until it had risen to the most dynamic company in the field of mobile application. He started to deal with agriculture and genetic modification of cereals but he is not very successful because already 12 farmers, 5 agricultural machinery and 4 scientists disappeared. It is said that it caused aggressive plants, some witnesses claim that they also ate birds around Research Centre, leading to weight loss of cats and overpopulation of flies.

Rich Pigs

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The anniversary of discovering gravity

The anniversary of discovering gravity

By fact that things are falling from the top to down actually Isak Buton discovered nothing, only as he was lounging an apple fell into his mouth and as he was choking it occurred to him that he should finally start doing something and he began to devote to natural sciences, to which were listed grants from pig scientific tribal chamber.

Biker's day

Biker's day

We wish you a HAPPY BIKER'S DAY ;-)

Design

Design

We introduce you designer Michalides ;-)

Gang's are rising!

Gang's are rising!

With grow of industrial production grew cities and accordingly also crime. Gangs emerged and gangland influence has spread. Gangland had an impact on political leaders or was it vice versa?

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Space travel

Space travel becomes reality, they began to populate surrounding planets and they began to exploit mineral resources.

Smartphone

WTPH... Ain't no time for nothing...?

(WTPH mean’s What the Phone?)

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Collision with a foreign civilization

Meeting with an extraterrestrial civilization, creation of an area 69.

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Elixir of youth

Elixir exists for a long time, where it is kept, however, only a small group of enthusiasts knows and thus, they keep it to themselves, the fact is that they always have to go back to the source, otherwise became old extremely quickly and not knowing how much time is left for them, they must always rush back in order to not to die. But one of the enthusiasts thinks only of him selves and almost dries the well with the elixir every week. He supplies his factory for rejuvenating ointment, which is then spread on rich ladies.

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Time Machine

The inventor is passionate bettor and he is happy because he expects to earn money through this invention. He always fails, because he is clear loser.

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Lack of drinking water and rising of sea levels

Deserts are expanding, drinking water decreases, factories are growing and water is still more polluted. Caused by global warming sea levels are rising.

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Flying into space

Whether it's true no one knows, the fact remains that the world is celebrating astronauts, space station and station on the moon, whose "operation" is worth astronomical money. But there are some nice videos.

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Perpetuum mobile

Finally something interesting. But the fact remains that it is assigned for the elected ones only and nobody knows this invention. Perpetuum creation was based on a research of two billionaires, who have kept this secret for themselves and removed all who worked on the project.

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Internet

Internet was created accidentally like almost anything, its benefits so far were not discovered by a lot of pigs, rather they spend too much time on it and lose track with the real world. It is a good helper but a bad master. Who controls the internet, controls the world.

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The first pig clone

The first pig clone - pig lived three years in quarantine and than disappeared and it is not known where, it is said that it fled into the woods. The cloned pig was able to make itself invisible and could never get sick.

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Decoding of DNA and subsequent modification of food

Decoding of DNA led to the modification of plants, they became aggressive. The modification was used to change taste, however, it reached a point, that they became addictive, pigs were ready to give everything for some foods. This started to increase poverty.

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Computer

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Flying

Was invented by sisters Reeds when one began to raise by strong wind because she was wearing too starched dress and when wind blew dress raised up like an umbrella in the wind.

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Television

At the beginning was this achievement considered for best invention since wheel. Constantly launched new TV programs, finally everyone can be at least somewhat famous. Suddenly almost everyone can be called a celebrity, which started later be used as a term of abuse. Excessive television viewing causes stupidity of pigs again. There is a wave of resistance for abolition of television stations, since these pushed into pigs only their own views. TV stations are through interposed pigs owned by cow government of the new world.

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Electricity

Cities lit up and a new era of light emerged, also undeveloped regions became more civilized. Cows would like to steal this technology so that it could never be used by pigs. There were new attacks, particularly lines are destroyed. Pigs are trying to create an agreement with cows about supplying of multiple technologies to cows and with aim to calm down their hostility. They did not know that it will be only temporary...

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Organized crime

With grow of industrial production grew cities and accordingly also crime. Gangs emerged and gangland influence has spread. Gangland had an impact on political leaders or was it vice versa?

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Automobile

Automobile meant not only increase of comfort but also the onset of automated production.

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Discovery of crude oil

Black slow liquid, which appeared after drying marsh, was investigated for two years until someone figured out, that it actually burns well. Then began search for use of this material. It was found by scientists from the new world, and they have started to protect their secrets. It became precious and scarce liquid and in some places of its occurrence pigs mysteriously disappeared.

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Medicine

Medicine began practicing Marsfo Leggale, who learned this 'art' in exile in underdeveloped cow’s land and at tribal cows fighting, from a local shaman Malmana. 

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Invention of steam engine

Invention of steam engine meant an industrial revolution and beginning of rail transport. The fact that it was again discovered by an accident due to explosion of closed container with soup, on which Butonś wife forgot as she went to toilet, is not important. The fact is that Buton was an observant pig ;-)

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Discovery of gravity

By fact that things are falling from the top to down actually Isak Buton discovered nothing, only as he was lounging an apple fell into his mouth and as he was choking it occurred to him that he should finally start doing something and he began to devote to natural sciences, to which were listed grants from pig scientific tribal chamber.

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Invention of gunpowder again

Nothing new in the world and lost 20 years of evolution :-(

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Invention of gunpowder

Return to the old world and finding the mythical parchments helped alchemist with invention of gunpowder, but since the invention had been developed in a small village near Los Porkos it was seized in experimental raid by cows. When cows saw that in spite of gunpowder they could not defeat pigs, they made a journey to a part of the new world, which was so far undiscovered and founded a colony there. Of course, they looked for their initial world, but what, important is that they found something ;-)

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Great swine’s war

Some trained swine escaped and handed over to some swine tribes learned secrets of pigs.
Escape of swine led to attacks on some border towns. Pigs did not give up and founded counterattack which greatly reduced number of swine and came to splitting-up of intelligent swine and some have joined pigs, these were mainly descendants of crossbreeds, who were descendants of swine and kidnapped pigs. There was also reducing of swine area, particularly red ones. This diminished to the point that they have almost disappeared. In the war have been used also secret forces that gave swine supernatural powers. To the result of war, it is said, most helped pig magicians and their magic, which they had learned from intelligent swine and which they improve so that they were able to lift into air large amounts of warriors with their big weapons, which led to desertion of troops and to capitulation of swine. Some were lost along with their secrets, skills and wealth in vast jungles and were forgotten.

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Return to the old country

Pigs, strengthened with technologies and improved combat tactics, went back to the old country, to build here their lost homeland and to ingratiate as well with their ancestors. Due to ongoing unrest in the new world, caused by poor harvests and also due to lack of funds, on journey got between soldiers also criminals. They landed in the old world at the shores of mythical city, which once abounded in riches. This wealth they knew from old tales and it was written into parchments by pig scholars and magicians. They slew and expelled cow gold diggers and thieves, which were looking for treasure of the mythical city. On grounds of the old mythical city they established town Los Porkos. Initially, the town faced the invasions of cow’s strains that, since the PORKOS EMPIRE, really did not develop. Because they had pigs with laxative cows did not get close to them.

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Colonization

Weapons, armor and pigs with laxatives allowed them to grow and began to colonize a new territory. They learned, however, from the previous history and they were careful. Pigs established new cities and began to capture raiders who in the past were stealing their supplies and children; they called them strange fast swine. Caught swine began to be of benefit to the entire community, because they quickly began to work and to learn technologies of pigs and develop other interesting weapons such as catapult. They divided them into two groups, blue-green and red. Blue-green were larger and very strong, they were hardworking and combative. Red swine were again very docile even intelligent.

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Invention of indestructible steel

Invention of steel ensured pigs an invincibility in the known world. They made resistant indestructible armor, resistant arms and they went on exploring the new world.

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Invention of laxative

Although they were still in minority pigs explored surrounding world. Long have they been locked in once a small fortified town they called Porkland, it was a city of hope and new life. They began to explore the area and made baits with a decent dose of laxative, once they heard a roar and smelled an abnormal odor ;-). Ready awaiting another attack but nothing mysterious happened. The laxative inventor got as a reward many deodorants, because he tried his invention on himself and since then he never got rid of a stench. 

That feel when you're afraid to fart because you might shit your pants...

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Expulsion of pigs from the initial known world

Of pigs remained only a handful and they wandered days, nights, weeks even months, by rivers, mountains, deserts and seas until they came to a new world. They encamped and made fortifications because they did not know what to expect. Every night they were attacked, they did not know by whom, always particularly food disappeared and once a year, two young children a boy and a girl.
However, pigs were able to multiply and improve themselves in an art of fighting as well as in new inventions.

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Messiah BOB

AND THERE WAS BOB...

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Raids of pirates and barbarians

From cows became pirates and barbarians. From barbarians by looting began new civilization.

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Coliseum or?

Theory of bread and circuses started to be the most used theory to fool a nation, pigs started gaining weight and were extremely lazy. Cows, as slaves, received nutrition and played sports, so they were big and restless.
Cows began to fight, discard slavery and destroy PORKOS Empire.

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Concrete

Poor unknown slave trader was flooded with unknown mixture of water and nearby volcano and he immediately hardened, after some time, this mixture began to be produced and used in construction industry. In his honor he was used for living statue, which is still standing on a square.

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Agriculture

Cows began to be further exploited. Pigs started to waste their milk and use it in a spa.

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Pottery

Finally also poor had wine vessels, they were happier but some due to excessive consumption of wine grew stupid...

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PORKOS EMPIRE

The greatest civilization in the known world - emergence of politicians and voice of people. There was emergence of money as means of payment and roads as a connection between towns. Expansion and infiniteness of PORKOS created such an incredibly big ego and a feeling of infinity that pigs forgot further developed and they were not longer able to fight, just to have fun and laugh at cows.

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Slavery

Finally, someone for work!

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Development of seafaring

Clash with underdeveloped cow civilization.

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Development of mathematics and thinkers

Stronger buildings and better weapon's...

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Old pigs myths

What? Do you really believe...?

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Music

Pigs began banging on stones in a cave and made strange moves at these sounds, they called it a dance.

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Wheel

So what, finally could carry away more prey.

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Bronze Age

Pigs became aware of its tribe and its self being, in addition to more sophisticated tools they wanted to be more attractive and started to make the first jewelry. They began to work on a field.

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Fire

...since then pigs do not have hairs...

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Hunt and Stone Age

2017

Pigs in themselves discovered ability to hunt and manufacture primitive stone tools.

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Evolution from a cell

Once upon a time there was a small black dot in a puddle of dirty water. Nobody cared about it and ignored by everyone until it, due to surrounding light and stench, changed into a cell...

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pig - rocket

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